Laptops are confusing...

I recently couldn’t get wireless to find any networks on my work laptop. I contacted our IT Fly Guys and they promptly showed me the wireless switch on the side of the laptop, which I have had for over a year. Needless to say, most of the company promptly received the following email…

Hey team, Your neighborhood RTS department would like to make a Public Service Announcement. There seems to be a Wireless Switch Fairy floating around the office, turning off everyone's wireless switch on their laptop. Please be on the lookout for this Fairy as she has already gotten to one of our most esteemed employees, Brian Hartsock. He was scared, terrified, and completely confused as to what happened to his wireless connection. After some counseling, the RTS dept. was able to calm him down and explain that the Wireless Fairy had gotten to him and his switch. After turning back on his switch, he was able to smile again and become the rockstar he once was. Once again, please be on the look-out for the Wireless Fairy!! And please console Brian Hartsock if you happen to run into him. Thank you all for your cooperation in this URGENT matter!

I was even tethering to my phone for internet. I think I need to return my nerd card.